How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.