How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

I loved the angiogram. They stick a thing in your thigh and it goes all the way up to your heart. Isn't that a thrill? Well, at least the nurse scored thigh.

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?