How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.