When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.
George CarlinYou know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.
George CarlinLife is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.
George Carlin