Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.