I actually was a writer who had the ability to perform his own work as opposed to a comedian who wrote his own material. So that really made me happy and changed my whole perspective.
George CarlinHereโs a bumper sticker Iโd like to see: โWe are the proud parents of a child whoโs self-esteem is sufficient that he doesnโt need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
George CarlinAs it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.
George Carlin