I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?

Religion is a self-conferred intellectual decision; it's not something you get at birth and is unchangeable. You're collusive with the religion when you accept it; you have a choice.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.