I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?

I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.