The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

"No comment" is a comment.

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

There's a thing about cocaine - when I was doing it secretly, it didn't make me very sociable. I forget how others were, but it made me very inner-directed. So being in a sketch and rehearsing and the "hail fellow well met" camaraderie and all that stuff, I couldn't fake that or force that. It was painful.

Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.