Life is a near-death experience.
Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.
None of the Christian religions do [interest me]. They're all outer-directed.
Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.
With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.