As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy actually put some coke under my nose and I was able to say, "No, thanks," and turn my head away.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

"No comment" is a comment.

I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

I'm not in show business because I don't have to go to the meetings, I'm just not a part of it, I don't belong to it. When you "belong" to something. You want to think about that word, "belong." People should think about that: it means they own you. If you belong to something it owns you, and I just don't care for that. I like spinning out here like one of those subatomic particles that they can't quite pin down.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.