As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

... the important thing is to, first of all, question everything you read or hear or see or are told. Question it, and try to see the world for what it actually is, as opposed to what someone or some company or some organization or some government is trying to represent it as, or present it as, however they've mislabeled it or dressed it up or told you.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.