As much as I love my family, I enjoy it when the house is empty, because then I know I'm truly alone, as we all are on the planet, after all. Every atom in us is originally from a star. And during my moments of aloneness, I'm most mindful of that; that I'm just another group of matter randomly but wonderfully arranged. That's when I feel my immortality.
George CarlinScientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.
George CarlinEnergy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.
George CarlinThe Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"
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