But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.