If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.

Everything beeps now.

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?