If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

I'm not in show business because I don't have to go to the meetings, I'm just not a part of it, I don't belong to it. When you "belong" to something. You want to think about that word, "belong." People should think about that: it means they own you. If you belong to something it owns you, and I just don't care for that. I like spinning out here like one of those subatomic particles that they can't quite pin down.

I never took reds or Quaaludes to balance out the coke. So when it got to be four in the morning and the gram was three quarters gone, I'd start wishing it was nine o'clock and hoping the guy got up early. But, of course, he didn't sleep either, so there was no sweat. During all those years, I was always looking forward to the next snort or the next guy I could score from.

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.