Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.
Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.