People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

I have things that are strident and confrontational, and I have a lot of things that are childlike and innocent and sort of sweet. So, somewhere in between lies the middle of me.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

Life is a zero sum game.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.