People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.

Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.