Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!