Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.

Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.