Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

The secretiveness. The stealth. Those were obviously the aspects of cocaine use I was addicted to.

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.