I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

War is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class young men off to die. It always has been.