I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll.

If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.