The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

I never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice; you have owners. They own you. They own everything.