There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.
Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.
We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.