I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.
Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.