When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.
George CarlinMy father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.
George CarlinSomeone once said, if you scratch a cynic, and you'll find a disappointed idealist. That really rang a bell with me - because I recognized that, within me, there is this flame, of wishing it were better, wishing people had better lives, that there was more of an authentic sharing and harmony with nature.
George Carlin