I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.
George CarlinThe first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.
George CarlinI definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.
George Carlin