The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.

There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.