If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . theyโre cramming for their final exam.
The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body