Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

I'm not an angry person, just very disappointed and contemptuous of my fellow humans' choices - and on stage those feelings sometimes are exaggerated for a theatric stage - you're on a stage you have an audience of 2500 or 3000 people: you need to project the feelings, the emotions it's heightened, and people mistake it for a personal anger but it's more dissatisfaction, disappointment and contempt for these things we've settled for.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking