I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.
It's harder to be funny from the position of power.
The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.