Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row seat. And some of us get to sit there with notebooks.

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.