I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.