I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row seat. And some of us get to sit there with notebooks.

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.