I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."

When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests.

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

War is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class young men off to die. It always has been.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?