Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

There are an awful lot of things in the cut of street drugs that eventually make you sick. I reached a point where the skin around the edges of my fingernails used to hurt all the time. And it would peel away easily. Now, that must have been from some poison in the cut.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?