Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.