Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?