One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.
George CarlinThey [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.
George CarlinWe think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.
George CarlinIf you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?
George Carlin