The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesnโt need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.
George CarlinIf black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
George CarlinPoliticians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.
George CarlinIf you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
George CarlinSelf-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, "Hey, listen to me." Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.
George CarlinYou know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they're coming for your Social Security money. They want your f**kin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street.
George Carlin