There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.
George CarlinI should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!
George CarlinHave you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin