The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god - that there's a man in the sky with 10 things he doesn't want you to do and you'll burn for a long time if you do them - and private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a species. That's the source of my indignations, my dissatisfactions, however it comes out on the stage. I feel betrayed by the people I'm part of, these creatures, these magnificent creatures.
George CarlinNever let the brain idle. โAn idle mind is the devilโs workshop.โ And the devilโs name is Alzheimerโs.
George CarlinSome people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
George Carlin