I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.

A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.

I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.