One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"
Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.