If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.

When I first heard the song Don't worry - be happy I realized it was exactly the kind of mindless philosophy that Americans would respond to. It would make a great national anthem along with Me first.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.