People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.
George CarlinPeople love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.
George CarlinIf a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
George CarlinLife is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.
George Carlin