I definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.