The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George CarlinGolf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.
George CarlinI always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.
George Carlin