People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National
Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.