If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.

Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or here's something you can't say because its a... secret; "You can't tell him that because he's not cleared to know that." Government wants to control information and control language because that's the way you control thought, and basically that's the game they're in.

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.