More people write poetry than read it.
Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.