If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

People have material needs, but you don't need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don't need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.