I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

My mother and her plans for my future. She had it all worked out. I would attend a nice college, then get a job in advertising. "You'll be one of those smart-looking fellows in their Madison Avenue suits." And I rebelled against [my mother] and her values and her plans for my future at every opportunity.