Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

My mother and I had a lot of distance between us emotionally, although, on the surface, most of the time, we appeared good and friendly, and all that. But I was a problem. I was a street kid.

You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.