Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.

More people write poetry than read it.

Life is a near-death experience.

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!