Voting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us as a way of making us feel we have freedom of choice. But we don't. Everything is done to you in this country.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.