Voting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us as a way of making us feel we have freedom of choice. But we don't. Everything is done to you in this country.

I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

I don't see much of a future for this planet. I think it's a cursed planet. The boundaries we've drawn between nations and the profit motive - those two factors have, in my opinion, brought us to the point where almost nothing can stop the utter destruction of the environment and all our earthly life-support systems.

Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Always do whatever's next.