Voting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us as a way of making us feel we have freedom of choice. But we don't. Everything is done to you in this country.

People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.