If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

I did LSD and peyote in the late Sixties, before I got into cocaine. That was concurrent with my change from a straight comic to the album and counterculture period, and those drugs served their purpose. They helped open me up.

"No comment" is a comment.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.