Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.

In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!