Electricity is really just organized lightning.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.

Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.

The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.