I never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.
George CarlinPresident George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.
George CarlinIf you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.
George Carlin