There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.

Cancer research is a growth industry.

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

"No comment" is a comment.

Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids today", all those old-fashioned themes - or, if it's deeper, and somewhat more thoughtful, about social imbalance and inequities, and the folly of human behavior. It's usually a complaint.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.