When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

Most people are not particularly good at anything.