I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.

The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.