Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.

I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

There was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.

Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.