People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

My mother and I had a lot of distance between us emotionally, although, on the surface, most of the time, we appeared good and friendly, and all that. But I was a problem. I was a street kid.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!