People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Language is the most elementary aspect to our humanness, probably. In addition to that, it's the embodiment, it's the apotheosis of the human experience, it's the way we summarize ourselves.

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.