As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

I definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.

Does killing time damage eternity?

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.