Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Hard work is for people short on talent.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice; you have owners. They own you. They own everything.