Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally I lean towards unlimited rights, I feel for instance I have the right to do anything I please, BUT! If I do something you don't like I think you have the right to kill me.

Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

Life is not that complicated.

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?