You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they're coming for your Social Security money. They want your f**kin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.

Life is a near-death experience.

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.