If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead
If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.