I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

If you dropped me off a space platform onto the ground where a line was drawn, I would fall to the left side of it. I believe the difference between right and left is that the right, for the most part, the bulk of their philosophy is interested in property, and the rights of people to own property and gain and acquire and keep property. And I think on the left - though they blend and mix - on the left primarily you will find people who are more concerned about humans, and the human condition, and what can be done.

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.