Religion is just mind control.
People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.
If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.
An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.