I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.