I did a lot of thinking, and used mental activity to relieve whatever feelings I had. I became very left-brained, and I was good in school. That is, I was a smart kid.

I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.

I use the [vulgar] words because apparently these words do not corrupt morally. I'm from the street in New York, hung around in a tough neighborhood. It was common to curse, you make your point. It's a very effective language. I try not to overdo it. It's never to shock. I know where it fits, it's never to shock. There's no shock value left in words.

These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.

If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.