Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

Life is not that complicated.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

More people write poetry than read it.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment.