In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken word, the writing that goes into it is an art form - it's certainly artistry.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

Does killing time damage eternity?

Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.